{"id":29812,"date":"2022-10-25T23:28:23","date_gmt":"2022-10-25T22:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/abingdonblog.co.uk\/?p=29812"},"modified":"2022-10-25T23:28:23","modified_gmt":"2022-10-25T22:28:23","slug":"crochet-theft-and-halloween-bats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/?p=29812","title":{"rendered":"Halloween bats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/imag22\/2022102501.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nAshley sent me a picture of six bats at St\u00a0Helen&#8217;s Wharf at the weekend, all crocheted from wool.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/imag22\/2022102503.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nWhen\u00a0I went to St\u00a0Helen&#8217;s Wharf there were only three. <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Crochet bats cannot fly! Not when they are made of wool. Not when they are attached to the railings with cable ties.&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Holy crocheted bats, Batman! Only a criminal could callously cut the cable tie and take the bats.&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Yes, Robin! It does sound batty, but my bat sensor has picked up the trail of the criminal mastermind in question.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ashley sent me a picture of six bats at St\u00a0Helen&#8217;s Wharf at the weekend, all crocheted from wool. When\u00a0I went to St\u00a0Helen&#8217;s Wharf there were only three. &#8216;Crochet bats cannot fly! Not when they are made of wool. Not when they are attached to the railings with cable ties.&#8217; &#8216;Holy crocheted bats, Batman! Only a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}