{"id":22184,"date":"2019-03-09T23:14:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-09T22:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/?p=22184"},"modified":"2019-03-09T23:14:00","modified_gmt":"2019-03-09T22:14:00","slug":"citizens-advice-bureau-with-pigeons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.abingdonblog.co.uk\/?p=22184","title":{"rendered":"Citizens Advice Bureau with Pigeons"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Citizens
\n‘We are on camera now.’<\/p>\n

‘Cooo, So we are, Peggy… Welcome to Citizens Advice Bureau<\/strong>. What advice have we got for the citizens today, Peggy?’<\/p>\n

‘I would advise them to keep bringing the grains, seeds, bread, and popcorn.’<\/p>\n

‘Cooo, Very good advice, Peggy. And what have you seen this morning in town.’<\/p>\n

‘It was very windy and I did see the People’s Vote tent nearly blown away.’<\/p>\n

‘Cooo, That will be the Brexit Storm, no doubt, Peggy.’
\n\"Citizens
\n‘I also flew down to check out Pablo Lounge. Too windy for anybody eating outside but there were pink balloons.’<\/p>\n

‘Was it a party, Peggy?’<\/p>\n

‘Yes Pablo Lounge is one year old today.’<\/p>\n

‘Cooo, Happy Birthday Pablo Lounge! …Anything else?’<\/p>\n

‘Well I did think of a riddle today.’<\/p>\n

‘Cooo, lets have it, Peggy.’<\/p>\n

‘Where do you find two Winters, no Spring, no Summer, and no Autumn?’<\/p>\n

‘Sounds a cold sort of place Peggy. Is it in Abingdon?’<\/p>\n

‘Fifteen seconds as a pigeon flies. Near Ask.’<\/p>\n

‘Cooo! Thats a hard one. Shall we open it up to the citizens. Ask their advice, Peggy?’<\/p>\n

‘Yes. Time to go! Bun Thrown at 45 degrees!’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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