Abingdon is probably England's oldest town. Abingdon is seven miles downstream from Oxford on the River Thames. 'This Abingdon' is a photo record of events and places in Abingdon.
Many years in the future the statues of Victoria and Albert are put together, and the mayor of Abingdon says to them "You've been very good statues and have served Abingdon very well. We now have the technology to bring you to life for twenty minutes, so go and do whatever you want."
Victoria says, "Are you thinking what I am thinking?".
"I am." says Albert with a smile.
They run off into the bushes nearby. and some time later reappear panting, and laughing.
The Mayor says "You still have ten minutes."
Victoria says, "Shall we do the same again?".
"Oh yes!" says Albert "But this time can you hold the pigeons down while I poo on them!"
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Sometimes I feel slightly crappy
So you've been waiting HOW long for the X13??
Many years in the future the statues of Victoria and Albert are put together, and the mayor of Abingdon says to them "You've been very good statues and have served Abingdon very well. We now have the technology to bring you to life for twenty minutes, so go and do whatever you want."
Victoria says, "Are you thinking what I am thinking?".
"I am." says Albert with a smile.
They run off into the bushes nearby. and some time later reappear panting, and laughing.
The Mayor says "You still have ten minutes."
Victoria says, "Shall we do the same again?".
"Oh yes!" says Albert "But this time can you hold the pigeons down while I poo on them!"
How many times do I have to say it! I'm not Lord Nelson!
Pigeons Rule OK
Do yourself a favour mate. Feathers don't suit you.
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